Lola Byrd Gets Off With Another Fine Product From Hot G Vibe
To be honest (an expression I hate, because it implies that the rest of the time I’m full of shit), the Hot G Vibe Vibrating Ring is not my favorite sex toy. At least not, from this batch or reviews. Of course that might have something to do with the fact that I tested it out solo and it was designed for couples.
You can use the Hot G Vibe in several ways. On your fingers, to tease your clit, which is what I found the most pleasing. You can supposedly place it on your tongue for some oral action, but every time I tried to slip it on my tongue it would immediately fall off. The band was too wide and not tight enough.
You can also place it at that base of the penis as a cock ring (good for Peepz who are having control issues), or you can place it higher up on the shaft to stimulate a woman’s g-spot during intercourse. Hell, you can put several of these babies on at the same time if you want, just as long as you put a condom over the lot of them to keep them in place.
I don’t have a cock, so I can’t tell you how it well it works as a cock ring, but when I tested the tensile strength of the rubber band, it seemed to me like it would provide a nice tug fit. You know, unless you have a pencil dick.
As for the intensity of the vibrations, there is only one level, and for me, personally, it wasn’t strong enough. I would classify this particular toy as a “sexual enhancer” as opposed to the best tool to get the job done, which is why, as you can see in the pics, I combined it with the Slimline G Vibe to give myself a squirt-a-licious orgasm.
I don’t have some long scenario or fantasy to provide you guys this time around. I was all about business. I took my pants and my panties off, tore the package open, figured out how to turn the damn thing on (it was quite simple actually), poured as little Astroglide over my clit and went to town.
It felt nice, that’s for sure, and I probably could have made myself cum solely with the Hot G Vibe had I taken the time, but I wanted a fast, hard orgasm. With the rubber band over my finger, I rubbed and stroked my clit like a woman on a mission.
When I felt my pussy swell and get engorged, I pulled out the Slimline G, slid it inside my pussy and went straight for my sweet g-spot. I didn’t need to stroke, or even move the damn thing. All I had to do was keep pressure on my clit with the vibrating Hot G Vibe and press the Slimline G against my g-spot. My body froze. The pleasure was almost too much. I just staid like that until the pressure mounted and mounted, and I squirted over my perfectly laundered sheets.
P.S. I know cum dries clear, female cum anyhow, but it leaves a faint outline of the puddle that was once there. Sort of like a water mark. Any good spot remover you guys can recommend, because my new sheet look like they’ve been through a war zone?
You can use the Hot G Vibe in several ways. On your fingers, to tease your clit, which is what I found the most pleasing. You can supposedly place it on your tongue for some oral action, but every time I tried to slip it on my tongue it would immediately fall off. The band was too wide and not tight enough.
You can also place it at that base of the penis as a cock ring (good for Peepz who are having control issues), or you can place it higher up on the shaft to stimulate a woman’s g-spot during intercourse. Hell, you can put several of these babies on at the same time if you want, just as long as you put a condom over the lot of them to keep them in place.
I don’t have a cock, so I can’t tell you how it well it works as a cock ring, but when I tested the tensile strength of the rubber band, it seemed to me like it would provide a nice tug fit. You know, unless you have a pencil dick.
As for the intensity of the vibrations, there is only one level, and for me, personally, it wasn’t strong enough. I would classify this particular toy as a “sexual enhancer” as opposed to the best tool to get the job done, which is why, as you can see in the pics, I combined it with the Slimline G Vibe to give myself a squirt-a-licious orgasm.
I don’t have some long scenario or fantasy to provide you guys this time around. I was all about business. I took my pants and my panties off, tore the package open, figured out how to turn the damn thing on (it was quite simple actually), poured as little Astroglide over my clit and went to town.
It felt nice, that’s for sure, and I probably could have made myself cum solely with the Hot G Vibe had I taken the time, but I wanted a fast, hard orgasm. With the rubber band over my finger, I rubbed and stroked my clit like a woman on a mission.
When I felt my pussy swell and get engorged, I pulled out the Slimline G, slid it inside my pussy and went straight for my sweet g-spot. I didn’t need to stroke, or even move the damn thing. All I had to do was keep pressure on my clit with the vibrating Hot G Vibe and press the Slimline G against my g-spot. My body froze. The pleasure was almost too much. I just staid like that until the pressure mounted and mounted, and I squirted over my perfectly laundered sheets.
P.S. I know cum dries clear, female cum anyhow, but it leaves a faint outline of the puddle that was once there. Sort of like a water mark. Any good spot remover you guys can recommend, because my new sheet look like they’ve been through a war zone?
It’s rare in a sex toy review that you can say that something is unique and despite this sex toy’s claim that it is unique I have to say that this isn’t the first sex toy of this kind we’ve seen. What I can say is that it is only the second and it’s by far the best. In the past I have reviewed a similar cock ring toy (the “Hot G Vibe”) that was designed to vibrate inside the woman’s vagina but it was smaller, did not have replaceable batteries and was not as powerful as the G-Lover vibrating ring.
The toy effectively comes in three parts:
The vibrating unit itself
A jelly plastic ring moulded to hold the vibrating unit within it
A couple of condoms
You also get a spare battery for when your G-Lover vibrating ring has been enjoyed for too long and starts to slow dooowwwnnn. Of course the challenge with creating a sex toy that can be used inside the vagina, attached to a penis with no wires is making it small enough. To do this the power is provided by a 3 volt CR2016 battery – easily available when the two provided have been exhausted. The vibrating unit contains this and a tiny, really tiny vibrator. It really is an amazing piece of engineering 7mm across and less than 2mm thick the vibrator consists of a minute electric motor with a deliberately unbalanced rotor to give vibration and a flat, rare-earth magnet. Sorry was that too geeky?
The cock ring sits just behind the glans of the penis and holds the vibrator in place. Over the top you slip a condom to ensure smooth passage of the toy within your partner during sex and you’re ready to go. One thing, you must remember to turn the vibrator on before rolling the condom on!
One word of caution. You are warned on the instruction that using a condom with the G-Lover Vibrating Cock Ring does not provide you or your partner with protection against STIs, or from unwanted pregnancy.
This is so ingenious and yet such a simple toy to use, and because it effectively becomes part of you during love making it makes for an altogether different experience.
We tried the toy twice, first in missionary position. To begin with you need an erect penis and a few minutes of making out with Suze provided one of them, who’d have thought it! I slipped on the ring with the vibrator facing towards me, switched on and with the help of a little lube slid inside Suze. The first thing she did was to laugh, well giggle actually. Now under normal circumstances a woman laughing when you penetrate her could be a bit of a turn-off, but as Suze explained it felt like someone had released a bee in her pussy, especially as the vibe passed her lips and the entrance to her vagina. Inside the vibration was still there, a little dulled and its intensity very much governed by the angle and depth of penetration. This was fun sex and something very different to most sexual experiences we’ve had. Certainly more stimulating than the Hot G Vibe.
The next time we tried it was even more fun for me because we used the G-Lover doggy style. In this position to reach your partner’s G-Spot you have to wear the ring pointing away from your body … right against your frenulum. That was really fun. Doggy provides deeper penetration and with a little bumble bee buzzing on the most sensitive part of my cock it didn’t take long before we both came and collapsed in a smiling satisfied heap.
If you’re looking for a new experience you’ll find it with this sex toy. The G-Lover cock ring lets you explore sensory experiences that you’ll find with no other adult product. It’s rare that we see a product so different and even rarer that a product so innovative actually delivers on its promise for a new experience such fun sex.
The vibrating unit itself
A jelly plastic ring moulded to hold the vibrating unit within it
A couple of condoms
You also get a spare battery for when your G-Lover vibrating ring has been enjoyed for too long and starts to slow dooowwwnnn. Of course the challenge with creating a sex toy that can be used inside the vagina, attached to a penis with no wires is making it small enough. To do this the power is provided by a 3 volt CR2016 battery – easily available when the two provided have been exhausted. The vibrating unit contains this and a tiny, really tiny vibrator. It really is an amazing piece of engineering 7mm across and less than 2mm thick the vibrator consists of a minute electric motor with a deliberately unbalanced rotor to give vibration and a flat, rare-earth magnet. Sorry was that too geeky?
The cock ring sits just behind the glans of the penis and holds the vibrator in place. Over the top you slip a condom to ensure smooth passage of the toy within your partner during sex and you’re ready to go. One thing, you must remember to turn the vibrator on before rolling the condom on!
One word of caution. You are warned on the instruction that using a condom with the G-Lover Vibrating Cock Ring does not provide you or your partner with protection against STIs, or from unwanted pregnancy.
This is so ingenious and yet such a simple toy to use, and because it effectively becomes part of you during love making it makes for an altogether different experience.
We tried the toy twice, first in missionary position. To begin with you need an erect penis and a few minutes of making out with Suze provided one of them, who’d have thought it! I slipped on the ring with the vibrator facing towards me, switched on and with the help of a little lube slid inside Suze. The first thing she did was to laugh, well giggle actually. Now under normal circumstances a woman laughing when you penetrate her could be a bit of a turn-off, but as Suze explained it felt like someone had released a bee in her pussy, especially as the vibe passed her lips and the entrance to her vagina. Inside the vibration was still there, a little dulled and its intensity very much governed by the angle and depth of penetration. This was fun sex and something very different to most sexual experiences we’ve had. Certainly more stimulating than the Hot G Vibe.
The next time we tried it was even more fun for me because we used the G-Lover doggy style. In this position to reach your partner’s G-Spot you have to wear the ring pointing away from your body … right against your frenulum. That was really fun. Doggy provides deeper penetration and with a little bumble bee buzzing on the most sensitive part of my cock it didn’t take long before we both came and collapsed in a smiling satisfied heap.
If you’re looking for a new experience you’ll find it with this sex toy. The G-Lover cock ring lets you explore sensory experiences that you’ll find with no other adult product. It’s rare that we see a product so different and even rarer that a product so innovative actually delivers on its promise for a new experience such fun sex.
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