This can be yet another addition towards the long operating and well-known series of Young Harlots productions directed by Gazzman and released by Harmony Films. As such, you understand fairly well that you might be watching many naughty girls in school uniform getting reprimanded by their tutors. Prostate massagers are male sex toys that were designed to stimulate the prostate gland.
When I spotted that the gorgeous Megan Coxxx, who I met just recently and interviewed with no pants on (it is best to study the interview) , featured in the production I couldn’t wait to watch. She is a single dirty bitch. ;)
Dirty Enterprise also has another attraction for me, it options the really well hung Danny D, so you understand these girls are going to have their small pussies nicely and genuinely rammed filled with throbbing cock. Ooh, obtaining myself over excited once again. Hitachi Wand are used to stimulate female clit or inside or vagina.
The Young Harlots series can be a quite reliable one, delivering a bevy of young ladies gagging for it and having it from those depraved teachers. If you're in to college girl fantasies this is the series for you personally. ;)
Additionally, it goes without the need of saying that the top quality of production and filming is usually reputable and properly lit. This DVD includes a runtime of two hours and 32 minutes, including the usual Cum Shot Recap and Galleries. Now let’s see how the girls go on at their finishing school. Or should that be “finishing off” college.
Scene 1 features the lovely Zuzzana and approaches Clarke Kent to get a tiny careers advice. She desires to go in for the tv business and doesn’t know exactly where to start.
With Clarke brandishing a steady cam she reclines back around the chaise lounge and demonstrates just how challenging she can work for the camera as an enthusiastic Clarke begins to make their very own naughty movie.
They quickly get the hang of this filming malarkey and are joined by Mr Uhl who extremely kindly presents to create this scene a MFM one particular. All 3 of them get down to a double cock suck off ahead of the action lastly begins and we are treated the gorgeous Zuzzana possessing two of her holes filled, one of that is hairy for those who like slightly minge.
I don’t consider this scene will make it to tv but they had enjoyable filming it. ;)
Scene two opens with a shameless promotion of YoungHarlots.com as Syren Sexton sits within a corridor viewing the web site on her phone. Moments later she is found taking a look at porn by Danny D who immediately takes her telephone and views the images.
Just before extended he's exploring Syren’s white blouse, short black skirt and white panties. She is about to have her cum-uppence. Lol
Danny exposes Sexton’s suckable nipples from her bra and fingers her pussy just before having down to some bonking around the bonkette.
Shame that Syren remains just about complete dressed as Danny fucks her cunt missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl because I genuinely would have liked to have seen these lovely breasts fully exposed. Alternatively you get to have a look at these beautiful significant tough nipples. I'd so like to…
Syren gets a actual superior fucking by Mr Danny Well-Hung D and the scene wraps with Syren acquiring a pair of spunked up ass cheeks.
Scene 3 and it’s Danny D’s lucky day as he sits blindfolded and huddled with five naughty school girls. Immediately after a bit kissing licking and sucking Megan Coxxx and her two girlfriends wander off in for the background equipped having a video camera and some toys.
Meanwhile Mr D prostrates himself around the coffee table and is mounted by Nataly Von. Be sure you wind the volume down at this point mainly because it gets just a little noisy as all six of them indulge in fingers, tongues, cock and toys.
You will find some quite good vignettes such as among two from the girls engaging in a bit of scissor sisters action and also a very keen Megan Coxxx dishing out some delicious cunnilingus.
Lots to watch and get off to prior to the finale which sees Mr D going off like a rocket all over Megan and her buddies face to not mention the carpet. ;)
Scene four sees Syren Sexton hatching a strategy to capture Mr Uhl and Mr Kent on video fucking Nataly Von. They cook up a story to tell the prefects, Syren decides to get Nalaly to inform them that she includes a dilemma with her ass…
Moments later Nataly is banging on the door of the headmaster and his “ass”sistant asking them if they could examine the inside of her ass and produces some rather unothadox equipment for them to carry out the examinations.
Supplying them a pink butt plug and also a bottle of lube. Well you can just guess what takes place subsequent. You cannot. OK, she has her ass lubed up plus the butt plug carefully inserted ahead of engaging in some double cock sucking.
The guys are so pleased with her progress that the take turns examining her ass with their difficult probes. Each take turns at providing her ass a thorough rogering just before the ultimate examination, the double penetration which Nataly has no trouble accommodating.
Each heads take turns in her ass and coming over her pouting ass hole. I consider we are able to assume that Nataly’s ass is carrying out just fine.
Scene five has Megan Coxxx and Rachel Evans getting a squabble more than who is the prettiest girl. There’s a knock in the door and in walks Danny D who decides there's only a single solution to choose. The girls have to get naked.
And it doesn’t cease there they all engage in fellatio and cunnilingus as they 69 for Danny’s pleasure. He fucks and they suck, with lots of CTM action. The girls line as much as be taken every in turn by his big cock.
Each girls adopt a 69 position after additional as Danny fucks the life out of Megan’s hungry cunt and Rachel watches and gives the odd suck to lube his shaft. The moment arrives and Rachel raises from Megan’s snatch just as Danny does one more epic ejaculation appropriate over her left shoulder.
All of these scenes are then tied collectively within the final vignette which sees each of the girls gathered about a laptop and congratulating themselves more than the cash they may make when the video is sent off to Harmony Films.
An enjoyable production having a fantastic theme and a few rather naughty scenarios. Provided that there is not also a great deal hardcore action and anal Young Harlots, Dirty Small business could be suitable for moderate to newbie viewing, absolutely 1 for everyone in to school uniforms.
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Why Condoms are the Latest Trend in Women’s Personal Care Products
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So what do we all have against this poor little piece of latex?
Well, it can be an awkward addition to a passionate event… sort of the third party of a love triangle you don’t want to deal with.
But practically speaking, you should always have a condom with you.
Women should listen intently to this…
The Condom is a WOMAN’S Product
The condom is a very effective means of contraception, and helps to protect against Sexually Transmitted Diseases, including HIV. Women are at higher risk for most of these infections than men, simply because of the way we are designed. Some 300,000 American women have HIV or AIDS alone, and there is a new diagnosis about every 30 minutes. By age 50 at least 80% of women will have acquired genital HPV infection.
If the condom is there for contraception and to alleviate some of the spread of these viruses why aren’t more women carrying them?
It’s ironic that women can take birth control without much social consequence. Yet somehow if a woman carries a condom it places a stigma on her and conjures so many questions. Why does she need to carry condoms? Is she looking for sex? Is she easy? A woman’s answers to these questions are her own, and no one else’s business unless she invites someone into her business.
So while we all do our part to shift the stigma away from a woman taking care of herself, we can make carrying condoms a bit more discreet and a lot less embarrassing. There are so many products out there to alleviate this issue.
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You can carry them in a luxurious condom compact, like the one called Just In Case, that looks like a make up compact, but has a secret compartment for two condoms. You can even open the compact and use the mirror without giving away your secret stash! Check it out at www.JustInCaseInc.com.
If you want to keep condoms near your bedside, take a look at the Devine Condom Cube. A cute little leather cube with a magnetic closure that will hold your condoms with a little more design flair than the box they originally came in. Check this one out at www.RomanticGifts.com.
Hate the packaging of the condom itself? Check out ONE brand condoms; a new brand with a designer flair. At first glance you may not even know what it is with it’s new round packaging and avant-garde graphics. You can find these little gems at www.JIC2compact.com.
It’s Time to Shift the Paradigm for Women Carrying Condoms
The new reason to carry a condom is self respect. The new reaction to women carrying condoms must be positive. There is nothing sexier and more attractive than a woman who takes care of herself in every aspect of life. A woman who gives herself the gift of self-respect and self-love, will require that from her partner, and that woman’s partner will return the gift by honoring her request for protection. It’s a dance, when we’re unsure, we step on each others toes. When we know the steps, and follow the music, it can be the most beautiful time in your life. Keep it beautiful, keep yourself protected.
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So what do we all have against this poor little piece of latex?
Well, it can be an awkward addition to a passionate event… sort of the third party of a love triangle you don’t want to deal with.
But practically speaking, you should always have a condom with you.
Women should listen intently to this…
The Condom is a WOMAN’S Product
The condom is a very effective means of contraception, and helps to protect against Sexually Transmitted Diseases, including HIV. Women are at higher risk for most of these infections than men, simply because of the way we are designed. Some 300,000 American women have HIV or AIDS alone, and there is a new diagnosis about every 30 minutes. By age 50 at least 80% of women will have acquired genital HPV infection.
If the condom is there for contraception and to alleviate some of the spread of these viruses why aren’t more women carrying them?
It’s ironic that women can take birth control without much social consequence. Yet somehow if a woman carries a condom it places a stigma on her and conjures so many questions. Why does she need to carry condoms? Is she looking for sex? Is she easy? A woman’s answers to these questions are her own, and no one else’s business unless she invites someone into her business.
So while we all do our part to shift the stigma away from a woman taking care of herself, we can make carrying condoms a bit more discreet and a lot less embarrassing. There are so many products out there to alleviate this issue.
New Trends in Feminine Condom Accessories
You can carry them in a luxurious condom compact, like the one called Just In Case, that looks like a make up compact, but has a secret compartment for two condoms. You can even open the compact and use the mirror without giving away your secret stash! Check it out at www.JustInCaseInc.com.
If you want to keep condoms near your bedside, take a look at the Devine Condom Cube. A cute little leather cube with a magnetic closure that will hold your condoms with a little more design flair than the box they originally came in. Check this one out at www.RomanticGifts.com.
Hate the packaging of the condom itself? Check out ONE brand condoms; a new brand with a designer flair. At first glance you may not even know what it is with it’s new round packaging and avant-garde graphics. You can find these little gems at www.JIC2compact.com.
It’s Time to Shift the Paradigm for Women Carrying Condoms
The new reason to carry a condom is self respect. The new reaction to women carrying condoms must be positive. There is nothing sexier and more attractive than a woman who takes care of herself in every aspect of life. A woman who gives herself the gift of self-respect and self-love, will require that from her partner, and that woman’s partner will return the gift by honoring her request for protection. It’s a dance, when we’re unsure, we step on each others toes. When we know the steps, and follow the music, it can be the most beautiful time in your life. Keep it beautiful, keep yourself protected.
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Agency is Agency, No Matter What It Wears
At The American Prospect E.J, Graff has a thought-provoking piece on rape culture in the US and abroad. Glass Dildos are glass sex toys made by craftsmen with innovative design.If Americans are tempted to view the horrific torture, rape, and murder of a New Delhi woman as evidence that rape culture is endemic only to foreign societies, they’re wrong; in Graff’s words, rape culture “lives anywhere that has a ‘traditional’ vision of women’s sexuality.” This, of course, includes the US, where slut-shaming is epidemic, politicians restrict their sympathy for survivors of “legitimate” rape, and all too many people continue to blame rape survivors for being the victim of crimes.
Graff makes her argument in graphic detail, and her piece is well worth reading. However, one troubling line jumps out:Vibrators or Vibrater are perfectly acceptable among sex toys' users and with the transition of model conception and the popularization of vibrators.
“A culture in which women must cover up or be threatened is a rape culture. You’re thinking of hijab and burquas, right? Think also of the now well-known SlutWalks, which were launched after a Toronto police officer told young women that they could avoid rape by not dressing like ‘sluts.’”
Graff’s point is that the coerced covering of female bodies in the West is just as indicative of rape culture as in the Muslim world. The reference to hijabs and burquas is evoked to emphasize this point: if Canadian police telling women not to dress like “sluts” is comparable to Muslim head and body coverings it must be oppressive, because the veil is a perfect synonym for patriarchy. Here the Muslim world is the alien other, identified only by definitional oppression. There’s the threat — if we, the West, don’t change our ways we’ll be like them.
This is a troublingly Orientalist view of the female experience in the Muslim world. This isn’t to say that Muslim societies are not crippled by widespread misogyny and sexual violence; they clearly are, and the costs of patriarchy are arguably higher in these societies than anywhere else. This also doesn’t suggest that hijabs and other female religious garments are not a product of patriarchy. In an alternative reality where Islam — and of course Christianity — arose in egalitarian, rather than patriarchal, societies, it’s difficult to believe that these religious traditions would stress concealing clothing for women and not men. But assuming that the veil always represents a denial of female freedom is a condescending and simplistic dismissal of a complex tradition, and denies agency to the millions of Muslim women who chose to wear the garment.
Are many women forced to wear clothing they otherwise would not, on the justification of religious tradition? Of course. But assuming that all women wear the hijab because they are forced to compresses millions of Muslim women’s varied experiences into a single condemnation of their culture. In this view, Western women’s choices are valid, while Muslim women’s are not. It is difficult to imagine a more condescending narrative, because this story of oppressed, subservient Muslim women denies them the agency to choose. Reza Aslan ably explains this distinction in his history of Islam, No god but God:
The fact is that the traditional colonial image of the veiled Muslim woman as the sheltered, docile sexual property of her husband is just as misleading and simpleminded as the postmodernist image of the veil as the emblem of female freedom and empowerment from Western cultural hegemony. The veil may be neither or both of these things, but that is up to Muslim women to decide for themselves. [p. 73]“
To Westerners, the narrative of the veil as a tool of oppression is both satisfying and comforting: satisfying because it reaffirms the West’s cultural superiority, and comforting because it simplifies a bewildering variety of religious and cultural traditions into a simple narrative of backwardness. Again, this does not mean that patriarchy is absent from the practice — as Aslan notes, reading the veil as empowering freedom from the male gaze is just as simplistic as understanding it solely as patriarchal barbarism. But lumping all women who wear the veil into the category of pitied victims reflects an inherent narrative of cultural superiority. It is up to individual Muslim women, not non-Muslim observers, to decide whether the practice is oppressive. The veil is not incompatible with feminism; only the lack of female agency is.
Graff makes her argument in graphic detail, and her piece is well worth reading. However, one troubling line jumps out:Vibrators or Vibrater are perfectly acceptable among sex toys' users and with the transition of model conception and the popularization of vibrators.
“A culture in which women must cover up or be threatened is a rape culture. You’re thinking of hijab and burquas, right? Think also of the now well-known SlutWalks, which were launched after a Toronto police officer told young women that they could avoid rape by not dressing like ‘sluts.’”
Graff’s point is that the coerced covering of female bodies in the West is just as indicative of rape culture as in the Muslim world. The reference to hijabs and burquas is evoked to emphasize this point: if Canadian police telling women not to dress like “sluts” is comparable to Muslim head and body coverings it must be oppressive, because the veil is a perfect synonym for patriarchy. Here the Muslim world is the alien other, identified only by definitional oppression. There’s the threat — if we, the West, don’t change our ways we’ll be like them.
This is a troublingly Orientalist view of the female experience in the Muslim world. This isn’t to say that Muslim societies are not crippled by widespread misogyny and sexual violence; they clearly are, and the costs of patriarchy are arguably higher in these societies than anywhere else. This also doesn’t suggest that hijabs and other female religious garments are not a product of patriarchy. In an alternative reality where Islam — and of course Christianity — arose in egalitarian, rather than patriarchal, societies, it’s difficult to believe that these religious traditions would stress concealing clothing for women and not men. But assuming that the veil always represents a denial of female freedom is a condescending and simplistic dismissal of a complex tradition, and denies agency to the millions of Muslim women who chose to wear the garment.
Are many women forced to wear clothing they otherwise would not, on the justification of religious tradition? Of course. But assuming that all women wear the hijab because they are forced to compresses millions of Muslim women’s varied experiences into a single condemnation of their culture. In this view, Western women’s choices are valid, while Muslim women’s are not. It is difficult to imagine a more condescending narrative, because this story of oppressed, subservient Muslim women denies them the agency to choose. Reza Aslan ably explains this distinction in his history of Islam, No god but God:
The fact is that the traditional colonial image of the veiled Muslim woman as the sheltered, docile sexual property of her husband is just as misleading and simpleminded as the postmodernist image of the veil as the emblem of female freedom and empowerment from Western cultural hegemony. The veil may be neither or both of these things, but that is up to Muslim women to decide for themselves. [p. 73]“
To Westerners, the narrative of the veil as a tool of oppression is both satisfying and comforting: satisfying because it reaffirms the West’s cultural superiority, and comforting because it simplifies a bewildering variety of religious and cultural traditions into a simple narrative of backwardness. Again, this does not mean that patriarchy is absent from the practice — as Aslan notes, reading the veil as empowering freedom from the male gaze is just as simplistic as understanding it solely as patriarchal barbarism. But lumping all women who wear the veil into the category of pitied victims reflects an inherent narrative of cultural superiority. It is up to individual Muslim women, not non-Muslim observers, to decide whether the practice is oppressive. The veil is not incompatible with feminism; only the lack of female agency is.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
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Take over your erotic pleasure and your lover with nipple toys. These fasteners attach directly to the nipple and come in many different erotic pleasure points. With weights, vibrations, and other stimulating sensations, nipple clamps work with the giver and the receiver to excite and heighten sexual pleasure.
Nipple toys are made with chains, tassels, and can be used for simple pleasures or sadomasochism (S & M) bliss. Erotic stores all over sell these and can be used whenever the fun begins, or during the middle of raising the blood levels in the body. Treat your partner to the enjoyment of sending electrical pulses through the nipples to help get to that explosive pleasure point. .
To enhance this arousal, use a penis pump. Normally designed for impotency and erectile dysfunction, the pump can help to enlarge the muscle for the pleasure of the partner. Caution is warned with this instrument. If not used properly, it can cause serious injury to the organ, as well as cause it to blister and fester.
The penis pump works as a vacuum seal around the muscle to help draw blood into it. As the blood is drawn into the organ, it becomes erect and engorged. Additions can be added to heighten the amount of erection, such as cock rings. The cock ring can help hold the blood into the penis, allowing for the erection to last longer and give your lover more pleasure much longer than normal. The ring should be removed no more than 30 minutes after use to prevent bruising, blisters and permanent injury to the organ.
Enjoy the greatness of dominating and taking over your sexual pleasure. Keep the tidbits of blood flow out of the way by pumping the penis or clamping the nipples. Using these and other adult novelties can bring you and your partner more pleasure than what you are not normally used to, and bring about the best out of both of you.
Nipple toys are made with chains, tassels, and can be used for simple pleasures or sadomasochism (S & M) bliss. Erotic stores all over sell these and can be used whenever the fun begins, or during the middle of raising the blood levels in the body. Treat your partner to the enjoyment of sending electrical pulses through the nipples to help get to that explosive pleasure point. .
To enhance this arousal, use a penis pump. Normally designed for impotency and erectile dysfunction, the pump can help to enlarge the muscle for the pleasure of the partner. Caution is warned with this instrument. If not used properly, it can cause serious injury to the organ, as well as cause it to blister and fester.
The penis pump works as a vacuum seal around the muscle to help draw blood into it. As the blood is drawn into the organ, it becomes erect and engorged. Additions can be added to heighten the amount of erection, such as cock rings. The cock ring can help hold the blood into the penis, allowing for the erection to last longer and give your lover more pleasure much longer than normal. The ring should be removed no more than 30 minutes after use to prevent bruising, blisters and permanent injury to the organ.
Enjoy the greatness of dominating and taking over your sexual pleasure. Keep the tidbits of blood flow out of the way by pumping the penis or clamping the nipples. Using these and other adult novelties can bring you and your partner more pleasure than what you are not normally used to, and bring about the best out of both of you.
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Fighting Fair Could Save Your Marriage。 fighting, arguing.
Fighting in a relationship doesn’t have to signal the end – but rather, it’s HOW we fight that makes all the difference. I’ve long been teaching couples how to fight fair and now new research shows that it’s things like our tone of voice, words we use, whether or not we hear each other out that contributes to how effective and productive fighting can be, according to the Wall Street Journal.“All couples disagree—it’s how they disagree that makes the difference,” explains Howard Markman, professor of psychology at the University of Denver and co-director of the Center for Marital and Family Studies. Dr. Markman has conducted research that looks at how couples deal with conflict for the last 30 years. He found that, perhaps surprisingly, fighting doesn’t necessarily mean a relationship is on the rocks, in fact, couples who argue well are happier. Or, as Dr. Markman says, “You can get angry, but it’s important to talk without fighting.”
The latest statistics from his research published in the Journal of Family Psychology also show that couples who had trouble with communication and used it in a negative way before marriage – ie, to criticize, belittle, leave the room during an argument or disagreement – were more likely to end up divorcing.
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Perhaps surprisingly, there’s also little distinction made about the so-called differences between arguing, fighting, bickering or even nagging – they’re all forms of expressing dissatisfaction with a situation or a person and learning how to convey these feelings, and how to respond to them, can make all the difference. Here are some things I’ve been telling my patients about how to fight fair:
You can start out by using what I call “Smart Heart Skills and Dialogue,” which I talk about in my book, “Adultery the Forgivable Sin.” The idea is to provide a safe place where each person can feel comfortable talking about their fears and frustrations. These types of habits can be the glue that helps to create passion in a relationship, even during and spite of disagreements and conflict.
Just as learning to fight fair can be imperative to a successful relationship, arguing in the wrong way can also drive a relationship into the ground. I encourage having a weekly ten minute heart-to-heart with a figurative emotional “bullet proof vest” to protect from hurt, anger and defensiveness, as you listen and echo back what you heard. In this scenario, each partner agrees to be sensitive but frank and to not take things personally. But the bottom line is, don’t push things under the rug and believe the lie that people in good marriages don’t fight. It’s HOW you fight that’s important.
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Now Here’s Some Bad Relationship Advice….
In my family it’s my cousin James. He means well, but really, his advice is the kind to have you sitting in a jail cell on a Friday night while he’s out with your skittle-flavored vodka and that dime-piece you finagled from Whole Foods, aisle 9.
James is the provider of some of the worst advice ever. For instance, while at a family barbecue when I was 22, James suggested that I should take two shots of Henny followed by two shots of Grand Marnier “because I could handle it”. “Borrowing” my Grandmother’s Crown Vic? All my cousin James. In his mind, Grandma didn’t really use it anyway and it was a shame to have it sitting in the driveway all pristine and getting no real burn. I paid for that one dearly.
That damn Cu’n James.
Have you ever had skittle-flavored vodka? One of my kids god parents introduced me to soaking skittles in vodka. It tastes like Kool-Aid for real.
And speaking of my child, she will be 4 years old on Sunday. Where has the time gone?
Back to the terrible relationship advice. If there’s one thing that everybody has an opinion on, it’s relationships. Hell, our entire blog was founded upon the principles of love, peace, and hair grease. We’ve probably doled out bad advice here on occasion. Though real spit, at the end of the day, nearly all (good) relationship advice can fall into three categories: 1) you should talk to them and not me; 2) treat people like you’d like to be treated; and 3) trust yourself and your instincts.
Oh, and if you feel compelled to have to snoop (no gin and juice) to prove to yourself what you already know, you should probably just walk away and realize your mind has already decided what your heart hopes isn’t true.
Anyway, much like my cousin James, I’ve heard lots of terrible relationship advice over the years…here are some doozies…
1. “We ain’t getting no younger, girl let’s just get married…”
Well, that was from Jagged Edge’s song, “Let’s Get Married”. Which isn’t bad advice to give to your homeboy as long as no women are in earshot. There are just certain pieces of advice that do well with men but women will take as being devoid of though, sensitivity, and compassion. And that’s probably true most of the time. We’re men. We do man sh*t.
2. “Put yourself out there. What’s the worst she can say, ‘no thanks?’”
In theory, this is perfect advice. But you know that beer commercial about superstition and football that says “it’s only weird if it doesn’t work”, yeah. Anybody who has ever put themselves out there and been rejected KNOWS that “no thanks” is never the end of it. There’s always the awkward silences then there’s the pain of realizing you just made yourself look like a fool. Not only does it hurt, but NOW you have to avoid said person for at least a few weeks because no amount of humor is going to make the situation any less embarrassing.
3. “Women may say “no” but they really mean yes. They want you to take it..”
Otherwise known as the rape special.
4. “You should give him a chance, he seems nice and he says he changed…”
It seems like most women have that one homegirl with very little common sense. I could be overexaggerating but I’ve witnessed that exchange in person. More than once. More than twice. It usually doesn’t end well. Optimism is the key to life though and you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, plus two wrongs don’t make a right…and nothing’s wrong as the night I left you guessing…all that jazz….you’ve got the jazz, we’ve got the jazz…..
5. “You should surprise him at his job or house when he least expects you to be there. Men LOVE surprises.”
This shouldn’t be bad advice but it usually only comes from a friend trying to convince somebody who is only dating another person that they should effectively take a chance on setting themselves up and hoping for the best. Plus, men do not love surprises. At all. Trust me.
So what is the worst relationship advice you’ve heard? And what’s the worst relationship advice you’ve followed? It’s Friday. Dish it.
James is the provider of some of the worst advice ever. For instance, while at a family barbecue when I was 22, James suggested that I should take two shots of Henny followed by two shots of Grand Marnier “because I could handle it”. “Borrowing” my Grandmother’s Crown Vic? All my cousin James. In his mind, Grandma didn’t really use it anyway and it was a shame to have it sitting in the driveway all pristine and getting no real burn. I paid for that one dearly.
That damn Cu’n James.
Have you ever had skittle-flavored vodka? One of my kids god parents introduced me to soaking skittles in vodka. It tastes like Kool-Aid for real.
And speaking of my child, she will be 4 years old on Sunday. Where has the time gone?
Back to the terrible relationship advice. If there’s one thing that everybody has an opinion on, it’s relationships. Hell, our entire blog was founded upon the principles of love, peace, and hair grease. We’ve probably doled out bad advice here on occasion. Though real spit, at the end of the day, nearly all (good) relationship advice can fall into three categories: 1) you should talk to them and not me; 2) treat people like you’d like to be treated; and 3) trust yourself and your instincts.
Oh, and if you feel compelled to have to snoop (no gin and juice) to prove to yourself what you already know, you should probably just walk away and realize your mind has already decided what your heart hopes isn’t true.
Anyway, much like my cousin James, I’ve heard lots of terrible relationship advice over the years…here are some doozies…
1. “We ain’t getting no younger, girl let’s just get married…”
Well, that was from Jagged Edge’s song, “Let’s Get Married”. Which isn’t bad advice to give to your homeboy as long as no women are in earshot. There are just certain pieces of advice that do well with men but women will take as being devoid of though, sensitivity, and compassion. And that’s probably true most of the time. We’re men. We do man sh*t.
2. “Put yourself out there. What’s the worst she can say, ‘no thanks?’”
In theory, this is perfect advice. But you know that beer commercial about superstition and football that says “it’s only weird if it doesn’t work”, yeah. Anybody who has ever put themselves out there and been rejected KNOWS that “no thanks” is never the end of it. There’s always the awkward silences then there’s the pain of realizing you just made yourself look like a fool. Not only does it hurt, but NOW you have to avoid said person for at least a few weeks because no amount of humor is going to make the situation any less embarrassing.
3. “Women may say “no” but they really mean yes. They want you to take it..”
Otherwise known as the rape special.
4. “You should give him a chance, he seems nice and he says he changed…”
It seems like most women have that one homegirl with very little common sense. I could be overexaggerating but I’ve witnessed that exchange in person. More than once. More than twice. It usually doesn’t end well. Optimism is the key to life though and you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, plus two wrongs don’t make a right…and nothing’s wrong as the night I left you guessing…all that jazz….you’ve got the jazz, we’ve got the jazz…..
5. “You should surprise him at his job or house when he least expects you to be there. Men LOVE surprises.”
This shouldn’t be bad advice but it usually only comes from a friend trying to convince somebody who is only dating another person that they should effectively take a chance on setting themselves up and hoping for the best. Plus, men do not love surprises. At all. Trust me.
So what is the worst relationship advice you’ve heard? And what’s the worst relationship advice you’ve followed? It’s Friday. Dish it.
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